Hey you! 

Did you know you could be earning as much as 4.34$ an hour?
Well now you do!

Here at Nothing Ever Inc, we take pride in our 989,887,456,456,342,352 days without a single thing going wrong.

If you choose to sign up with us, we can offer some incredible employee benefits such as:

1. Occasional breaks
   

The best part?

You're in control.

What are you waiting for? Sign up with Nothing Ever inc. and you could be as cool as the guy in our copyrighted company banner.

THE OFFICE

Meet your office, where you will spend your shift. Take a look at the 2 monitors on the left side of your desk, each monitors a different part of the facility. You will be solely in charge of managing the facility, and making sure that nothing goes wrong. On the right side of the desk is your printer, this will print important employee documents that must be filled out on your shift.